if you’re taking a shit, is everything you post a shitpost?

remanence-of-love:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

I love how Half-Life and Portal took place in the same universe. One is a gritty dystopian future, whilst the other is Wall-E meets Venture Bros.

Like, in Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Eli was so outraged when Kleiner suggested they find Aperture Science technology to defeat the Combine, saying that it would be catastrophic, and I was like “Wow, what kind of terrifying stuff does Aperture Science make?” and then Portal 2 came out a few years later and the place is basically Acme Corporation with mantis men and homicidal robots and I was like “Oh, okay. Yeah Eli was right.”

danger:

I was in the darkness so darkness I became  by Vonko Magno

wit-and-sexuality:

Witty minds see through it all 💯

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s possible that somewhere out there, Silicon-based life is making carbon-based computers

purplebuddhaproject:

“Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.”

— Charlotte Brontë
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

purplebuddhaproject:

“You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should’ve behaved better.”

— Anne Lamott
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

adv3nturelust:

How your partner reacts to your sadness and things that bother you, should tell you all you need to know about how long the relationship should last.