Well? Are we?
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
then do something about it. put a glass of water in the microwave. or, you know, use some type of oven.
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE
oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.